I wonder if the clones are ever disturbed by the fact that they’ve heard their own dying screams in their brothers. Like are they ever like “if I died, I’d sound exactly like that”
Because that’s a rather disturbing thought
hot take:
Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.
Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.
Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards
& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards
#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)
further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.
omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards
by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.
Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards
@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror
Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.
reminder to:
- straighten your back
- go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
- go take your meds if you need to
- drink some water
- go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
- maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
- reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
- maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
trxye-and-txlly
I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)
A reminder.
dean: i’m by section
dean: i’m buy
dean: i’m bicentennial
sam: it’s okay, take your time
dean:
dean: cas
Reblog if you believe everyone on the asexual spectrum is VALID
I need to prove a goddamn point
reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses
reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak.
Reblog if you hate nazis.
Hey, I wrote another oneshot!
I build in some characters my friends provided me with and wrote them their own little story in the My Hero Academia universe. I’m actually quite proud how it turned out so it would be cool if you could check it out.
On that note: If you read it and enjoyed it and you always wanted to have your own little story: you can always try and hit me up, we can talk about it and if I know the fandom well enough and feel inspired and have enough time, I could write you your own little story!
With that being said, I hope you have a great day!
That person you think is “ugly”? They’re still a person and therefore you should still treat them like they matter.
That person you think is “super hot”? They’re also still a person who should be treated as such instead of seeing them as just an object of your desire.
Like, please don’t forget that everyone has thoughts and feelings and deserves respect no matter what they look like to you.
I told my mum that I wanted to put out water on our balcony in the summer when it’s really really hot.
She said yes, I can do that, but she doesn’t want any wesps or anything like that, only bees, so I need to make a sign that says “bees only”, but like in bee-language so it understands.
After half an hour she came into my room and told me that she felt really bad about the wesps and such and she thought it wasn’t fair so the sign should say “Please don’t sting”.
And I died bc of her cuteness.
Me: putting on sunscreen is too much work, and besides, it’s not that hot yet, right?
Me, at night, itching all over: it would have taken 5 minutes… FIVE MINUTES GODDAMMIT